I took a break from writing for a bit and decided to stop being so pensive and start living, so that's what I did. I'm actually writing this from work, so I have 45 minutes to get this all down before my weekend begins.
I am proud to say that I have kept most of my resolutions. It was tough in the beginning, but I got through it and have finally made a life style change. As I write this, I feel like a wiser, stronger, more mature women....it freaking ROCKS! (Mature women are allowed to say when something rocks.)
Fist of all, I stuck to Nutrisystem and lost 10 pounds! While that is great, great news, I think it caused one of the biggest health scares of my life. Long story short, I thought I had colon cancer, yes colon cancer at 26. It ended up being a fluke, but it was fun to make up a rap song titled, "My Colon is Swollen." To date I have lost 15 pounds, and I feel like a million bucks. I got off of Nutrisystem, because seriously, that food must be made at the Purina dog food factory. It is barely digestable, hence the swollen colon which is better off stolen, because nobody's jokin' when you feel like you're rollin'...yeah, that didn't flow and I'm no Salt N Peppa, but I'm sure you can see how I have found ways to entertain myself with this whole swollen colon fiasco. I am now eating much, much better, rarely eat a mexican chop chop from chicken kitchen, and am living a more active lifestyle...yay.
In other news, I have a boyfriend! He is my Mr. Wonderful. I couldn't be happier and can't wait to get married and have tall blonde babies. He's different from any guy I've ever met, and I feel different than I have ever felt before. We've been dating for almost 3 months now, and I'm ecstatic. Not only is he what I've been looking for, i.e., tall, handsome, charming, white boy w/ flava, but he is over clubbing! Hence me keeping my resolution and not getting back with my ex, South Beach. I have had a few weak moments, but it isn't what it used to be, and I am much happier with my new boyfriend, Mr. Wonderful. You can all barf now.
I am proud to say that I have kept most of my resolutions. It was tough in the beginning, but I got through it and have finally made a life style change. As I write this, I feel like a wiser, stronger, more mature women....it freaking ROCKS! (Mature women are allowed to say when something rocks.)
Fist of all, I stuck to Nutrisystem and lost 10 pounds! While that is great, great news, I think it caused one of the biggest health scares of my life. Long story short, I thought I had colon cancer, yes colon cancer at 26. It ended up being a fluke, but it was fun to make up a rap song titled, "My Colon is Swollen." To date I have lost 15 pounds, and I feel like a million bucks. I got off of Nutrisystem, because seriously, that food must be made at the Purina dog food factory. It is barely digestable, hence the swollen colon which is better off stolen, because nobody's jokin' when you feel like you're rollin'...yeah, that didn't flow and I'm no Salt N Peppa, but I'm sure you can see how I have found ways to entertain myself with this whole swollen colon fiasco. I am now eating much, much better, rarely eat a mexican chop chop from chicken kitchen, and am living a more active lifestyle...yay.
In other news, I have a boyfriend! He is my Mr. Wonderful. I couldn't be happier and can't wait to get married and have tall blonde babies. He's different from any guy I've ever met, and I feel different than I have ever felt before. We've been dating for almost 3 months now, and I'm ecstatic. Not only is he what I've been looking for, i.e., tall, handsome, charming, white boy w/ flava, but he is over clubbing! Hence me keeping my resolution and not getting back with my ex, South Beach. I have had a few weak moments, but it isn't what it used to be, and I am much happier with my new boyfriend, Mr. Wonderful. You can all barf now.
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